SEIZES YOUR CHEEKS. me and coffee (the marco player) have been looking for a tobias to round out the axis of awesome so i mean... if you're confident at all... i'm just saiyan

(also i have considered esplin myself, i fuckin love that humongous moron)

how long would it take victor to clue in that literally everything ax tastes he considers amazing though

also: since i mentioned the marco player i should probably mention (and should probably have mentioned in my comment) that they're probably going to be glued at the hip for at least the beginning of the game for obvious reasons so... victor will probably also end up with some cr from marco